galvanizeinfinity:

kleemoney:

skybound-soul:

Hey kleemoney

"Hi"
"Hi"
"How are you?"
"Good, how are you?"
"Good"

Move it along ladies

(via ihateyoukpeacee)

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

(via rainispoison-sexisdeath)

ruinedchildhood:

Costco doesnt fuck around

(via bellissimafemmina)

stunningpicture:

I inspect vacant houses for the bank. This note tugs at my heart strings even more because I lost my job and house also.

blunk182:

DATING TIP: Hold the door for your date. Rip the door off its hinges. Use the door as a weapon to fight off other men. Establish dominance.

(via radical-psychedelia)

deliriouschemicalkitten:

blu3chan:

Some days I’m like ♀.. Then some days I’m like  

Holy shit

(via radical-psychedelia)

(Source: teenagenicks, via sideb00b)

brendanworkbitch:

Rather have this then the iphone tbh

(via andimlosinggit)

furbearingbrick:

vampirequeeneffeffia:

rita-haxx:

Fucking Christ

These are technically still facts.

buzzkill facts totally need to be a thing

(Source: iraffiruse, via mozellmemorieszv)

Blackhawks at the movies: Corey Crawford as Jacob (Twilight)

(Source: willoughbooby, via shameless-folk)