yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle, via safety-officer-barto)

umbrie1:

jnmlg:

oh my.

save me jebus.

(Source: wineinawaterbottle, via lezbeontumb1r)

cityofmagnusbane:

pedoshaming:

And thank you, Mr. Moseby. For taking care of me all these years.

the relationship between these two was far more interesting than just about anything disney channel has ever produced

He was the father figure in her life  because her dad was never around. I’m crying 

(Source: hurryputter, via mountddiablo)

puckish-thoughts:

THERE IT IS AGAIN!  THERE IT FUCKING IS!  i’VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS PHOTO FOR YEARS AND NEVER COULD FIND IT!!  THE LAN PARTY WITH THE GUY DUCT-TAPED TO THE CEILING!!  BACK IN ANCIENT TIMES WHEN PEOPLE STILL USED CATHODE MONITORS AND WHEN COUNTERSTRIKE WAS THE NEW THING.  THIS SHIT IS REAL.  THIS IS REAL SHIT.  SHIT THAT HAPPENED.

(Source: unregistered-hypercam2, via officialfrenchtoast)

foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

(Source: reddit.com, via not-today-reaper)

from-the-earth-to-the-moon13:

Earth As Seen From Apollo 4 in November 1967 

(via not-today-reaper)

funkeee:

liftedandgiftedd:

eradicatedelicacy:

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

OH MY GOD I WASNT EXPECTING THAT

this is it.. my favorite gif on this entire site

omg yes

(Source: theoreticaldolphin, via spiritsofthestaircase)

porkrub:

I keep forgetting Im like an adult and not 16….like…I can tell my parents no….they don’t own me…..but I still live under their roof and they pay for my insurance and phone so it’s like…..awkward….I’m free….but not because I’m poor

(via distancedontmeanathing)

late9ight:

telvi1:

Left hand on the steering wheel, right hand on that pussy 

ahahahahaha

(Source: bewbin, via distancedontmeanathing)

Let’s raise children who wont have to recover from their childhoods

flowrescentonyx:

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT I STOPPED BREATHING

(Source: renaissancedreams, via harmthisfragilebird)

bombing:

dantheman2033:

bombing:

if you’re on the sun then sun dried tomatoes are just tomatoes

Wouldn’t they just be dried tomatoes, because they are still not normal tomatoes

i just googled this and turns out there aren’t any tomatoes on the sun so it looks like we’re both wrong but more importantly you’re wrong

(via distancedontmeanathing)

rachealjones:

kreiderchris:

"yeah today i had to shovel dildos off the ice"

What…..

(via myhopesmydreamsandmyeverything)